Complaints/Micro-Gripes

[johnnyhaggis]

I hereby inaugurate this complaints section about the objects of our commodity fetishism.

#1 I just got a Godzilla Microman (the 1st version with the yallow dude)

Those stickers SUCK! Flat stickers on a curve surface = wrinkled stickers. THen that cool chest sticker leaves a white film because it never sticks totally.

That godzilla suit SUCKS!

I don't mind spending time playing microman, but 8 hours a day just to get this guy in and out of his suit is a total waste, embarassing even to me. Especially since I bought this just for the cool figure. If you buy these put a material force inside or just throw it out!

#2 Why does classic haenshin cyborg have giant diapers and short legs? That looks cool on the walders because they're ALIENS, and shonen cyborg because he's a baby, but cyborg looks like a damned fool! He's still cool, but takes a while to get used to.

And, why do they make them impossible to customize? How can I open this damned thing when all the joints are rivets instead of screws and the two screw that do exists and covered in sealed plastic! Screw you!

#3 Bio-Machines - whatsupwitdat? They are super cool figures EXCEPT their hands for some reason are even bigger than other microman hands which are already slightly too large and worse than that, their heads are smaller than those of most micromen, so it looks doubly idiotic.

suggestion: Use black hands from scorl or material force istead.

#4 Why the hell are the Neo-Henshin Cyborg chests so damn protrudent (is that a word?( - they're huge! It looks good from the fron, but look at it from the side. He looks like he has a tiny wee cranium and an giant gas filled thrax. The worst is that he can't fit into any cyborg99 costumes because of it. That's another thing I hate - the cyborgs are mutually incompatible except for their hands. You can't really mix costumes, heads or feet.

Will post photos of these deformities when I have time.

[admin1 aka Ed]

IN a similar vein. .. Why is the microman/ Kicker figure from Transformers so darned fragile. All his body parts fall off

[hypnotator]

Giant diapers? Are you referring to Henshin Cyborg’s pelvis design? I bet it’s sexier than your pelvis; it’s certainly sexier than mine! Seriously, though, that pelvis was originally designed for GI Joe and was never meant to be exposed. I can just imagine the designers of GI Joe all those years ago saying “What shall we do about his pelvis? We can’t put moulded-on genitalia there, so let’s put a strange U shaped thing instead. It’ll be hidden under his trousers most of the time anyway.” Later on, Big Jim came along with his moulded-on underpants, complete with a manly bulge, and showed the way for most subsequent designs. Neo HC’s pelvis is along these lines, but 99’s is pretty weird; too small and the front and too large at the back.
Of course, they should do a Cyborg with fully articulated genitalia and a functioning defecatory system. Indeed, a battery-powered copulatory function would surely sell.

[bryanarchy]

hypnotator said:

Of course, they should do a Cyborg with fully articulated genitalia and a functioning defecatory system. Indeed, a battery-powered copulatory function would surely sell.

hypno.... i think you may have crossed the line, please report to the hospital for deprogramming and have your loved ones distribute your toys among the people on this board... it's the only way you'll be healthy again.....



hahahhaha

that being said; would there be magnetic joints involved in said cyborg?

[johnnyhaggis]

Yes!! Finally a toy for males which has a real defecatory system!! No more hiding my "baby poo poo pants" whenever I have visitors!!!

That was HILARIOUS! Actually Cyborgs diapers are not so bad (it beats peeing in your pants) but rather that his legs are proportionally short for his body! THis is noticeable when you put him in pants made for cyborg99 for example.