Shooto SHowdown!

[johnnyhaggis]

So i finally got a new camera... and on the first day I dropped it and broke it.. and then I opened it and fixed it, except that I broke another part in doing so... and then I ordered the part... and now it arrived ... and I actually fixed it!

But I'm too busy to really make a serious hypnotator type effort, so just a few shots of some stuff I got over the last few months

In the left corner, with the blue face - Rumina Borg!!! aka Rumina Sato, Part man, part beast, all shooto! (Shooto is a form of martial arts that mixes boxing, wrestling, and everything else).



"Just arrive, Cocobat Joe's enemy! At last, old enemy of Cocobat Joe, Rumina-Borg appeared to fight with Cocobat Joe who defeated Skull Head Joe in Vale-Tudo Campionship [sic] held on Earth.

We find his natural born intuition for fighting through his transparent blue skin tisue.

His marvelous powerful articulation can be transformed to TSUKIOOKAMII. He's tough! He has to face Cocobat Joe . There can be only one!"

In the right corner, with the red face- Rumina Borg's (other) arch nemesis (no offense Cocobat Joe!) ... Mach Roid, A.K.A. Hayato Sakurai, originator of Shooto!!



"Just arrive RUmina Borg Posse!

No light of hope in the galaxy, except the solar system. Burning vector heading toward the earth as Mach Roid's final answer.

With his transparent red shell, you can see Mach Roid's monstrous mutated body. Super flexible joints enable Mach Roid to move his body into millions of knock-out attacks. His powerful limbs can be instantly removed and replaced by Mach Bear from the Sun. Almost unbreakable [this is bullsh*t, Mach Roid actualy almost always breaks at the ass and you have to do surgery on him!] He rashes [??] for saving Ruminaborg to the 3rd planet - the Earth."



Ding, ding, ding!! "let the games begin!" declares judge Q. Sisko's already sweating - he's put all his gold pressed latinum on Rumina. Picard can't believe it. "f**king Q - get the f**k off my f**king ship!!!"




"Come on Sato you blue balled japanese translucent sissy-biotch!! Whump that Red communist Japanese claw-having stinkfooted beast's ass!!!"




"f**king Walder!! Get the f**k off my f**king ship!!!"




And look who's hiding out doing a little vocal rehearsal - in the closet no less!





"Lock and Loll License!!!"







"Turn that sh*t down!! We're trying to eat some feces up here!"







I painted a goateee on him 'cause without it he looked like too much of a sissy/pretty-boy to wear that crazy wolf man suit!

[cyborgbushcricket]

Cool, those fighting figures look great.

CBC.

[hypnotator]

Lovely pictures, Johnny, and hopefully we’ll be seeing lots more if you can manage not to break your camera again.

I don’t have these “Shooto” figures, although I seriously considered getting them after I got the Cocoboy vs Skullbonz set. I love the colours but the heads are rather ordinary, unlike Skullbonz and Skullhead Joe, with their funky skeleton faces. It looks like Mach Roid’s head is opaque; is it? The other thing about these Medicom figures is that you need to get them twice really, to display with and without the costumes. I’m still looking for an incomplete Cyborg or Muton to display Skullbonz’s lovely golden crocodile suit.

Is that a Star Trek Bridge playset of some sort? It makes a nice little diorama.

Rock and roll ain’t noise pollution, although Hypnotator prefers noise pollution. I wouldn’t let that Michael Jackson figure anywhere near my Shonens. Is that leather clad rocker on the right Ray Davies, or am I just showing my age? Why must these modern beat combo singers touch their crotches so compulsively? Not only is it uncouth, it comes across as a little half hearted; if they were real rebels, they’d just pull it out and crack one off like Jim Morrison.

Actually, Hypnotator is too busy to really make a serious Hypnotator type effort at the moment, which is why the next photostory is taking so long. It’s my most ambitious and involved project yet. Just you wait, Cybo-nerds… It’ll make you puke!