OK. Take a step back.
I know I am going to totally detail the topic I STARTED, but
I’m quite dismayed that people are forgetting their B-movie heritage. What do you think inspired half of these toys.
A lot of films that are not all that watchable today.
I do not want to get into Revisionist History, but you know
there was Cinema Before the George Lucas mega budget.
This is all stuff along the lines of Herc & Xena and should not be taken seriously.
Ask yourself this:
Was there ever really a good decade for Fantasy/Sci-fi/Horror.
Sure there are a handful of hits, but aren't there a few people who saw the original British film X-TRO and thought it was at least MILDLY amusing that Alien forces would even consider creating an evil lifesize ACTION MAN?
Aliens in the George Lucas Universe would never have considered it!
Where would Mystery Science Theater (or even Austin Powers) be without the evil Donald Pleasance wearing hot pants in films like PUMA MAN.
It still gives me a shudder at the very thought.
-BTW - see custom figures here:
www.geocities.com/theyellowthing/page54.htmlI remember when everyone wanted to forget the 1970’s.
People thought Disco Sucked and torched their KISS dolls.
What are those people saying now?
www.prophouse2000.com/flashgordon.htmlwww.prophouse2000.com/ming.htmlFLASH GORDON was actually far superior to the the other B- movies of that period. Sure we all felt suckered into it after the films did not live up to expectations, but inretrospect, the casts were amazing!
The 80’s were just chok full of hundreds of lack luster Sci-fi Fantasy fare.
So much stuff coming out of Europe, many featuring some of the best British actors of the Genre.
Not to mention - Buster Crabbe’s Flash Gordon was seriously lacking in the Space Vixen Department.
Who can forget the 80’s Film STAR CRASH?
with Brit Actress Caroline Munroe.
Oh yeah and there were ALSO lots of cool animated robots!
Okay, so this is probably will NOT be confused with the works of Isaac Asimov, but It has David Hasselhoff with a Light Sabre!
Can you ask for more?
Anyone remember Barbarah Bach in the Italian Humanoide?
Yeah on second thought, perhaps this film may have even inspired "SpaceBalls".
Anyone remember Hawk the slayer?
I suppose I should stop right now before I start talking about KRULL...
All I can say is that You may hate yourself in the morning, and they are all cheezy as hell, but is this not better entertainment than say Fantastic 4 or HIGHLANDER 3?
You could do A LOT worse...
I guess you just had to have been there...
Can anyone out there relate to any of this?
The power of CHEEZE!
"GO FLASH GO!"