Post by faelon on May 11, 2015 23:48:59 GMT -5
Does anyone else have late night issues like this? Last night I popped an Ambien to try and help me sleep. (dealing with very bad medical situation with my parents. Much stress, little sleep). So I pop the pill and while waiting for it to take effect I decide to repose and position some of my SOC's on my desk. Basically I am high as a kite on sleeping pills playing with my toy robots. So I decide to mess with weapons and I swap in Tryder G7's Spinning frisbees of doom, which requires swapping in what I like to call the "pie throwing" hand. All is good, he and Combatra are staged in a nice friendly duel until I get home from work today and seek to undo my late night chemically induced Robot Battles. Now in theory this is the moment when I am clear headed. But I can't find the normal articulated hand anywhere. I spent almost 2 hours tearing my office apart looking for it. Moving furniture, crawling under low heavy credenza's. Breathing in more dust, pollen, cat hair and computer outwash then is probably healthy. And still no hand.
Show of hands... can anyone see just how much of an idiot I am? Or imagine the strangled noises of fury and joy when I finally realized where the lost hand was? Yep in my Ambien induced state I put the missing hand in the one place a fully awake and alert me would never think to look. Inside the robots arm where it is supposed to go. All while the wife is so proud that I was cleaning my office. Just to add insult to injury
Late night Ambien is dangerous for the Gokin fan and collector. They seem to be drawn together in this weird halucinatory dance where you suddenly find you have ordered really cool really expensive sh*t at 3am, and have no recollection of doing so until the box arrives... in front of the wife. "Oh no dear that is an old beat up used one I bought from some kid on a message board" " I need to do a ton of restoration on it. I mean look at the robot, all the panels have fallen off showing all the inards and stuff. This is an inexpensive restoration project that I am undertaking for some guy... named...ummm Bill! Yes Some dude named Bill" She claims she believes me about it all... but I ended up brib'er buying her a new car just to be safe.
I never realized sleeping pills were so expensive!
Show of hands... can anyone see just how much of an idiot I am? Or imagine the strangled noises of fury and joy when I finally realized where the lost hand was? Yep in my Ambien induced state I put the missing hand in the one place a fully awake and alert me would never think to look. Inside the robots arm where it is supposed to go. All while the wife is so proud that I was cleaning my office. Just to add insult to injury
Late night Ambien is dangerous for the Gokin fan and collector. They seem to be drawn together in this weird halucinatory dance where you suddenly find you have ordered really cool really expensive sh*t at 3am, and have no recollection of doing so until the box arrives... in front of the wife. "Oh no dear that is an old beat up used one I bought from some kid on a message board" " I need to do a ton of restoration on it. I mean look at the robot, all the panels have fallen off showing all the inards and stuff. This is an inexpensive restoration project that I am undertaking for some guy... named...ummm Bill! Yes Some dude named Bill" She claims she believes me about it all... but I ended up brib'er buying her a new car just to be safe.
I never realized sleeping pills were so expensive!